Steven+Burns

The fencing team’s equipment was left on the subway, because those idiots did not tell me where I had to go. I constantly had to get up from my seat to look at the maps on the wall. When I did this I was forced to leave all of the equipment unattended for long periods of time. When I finally figured out were to go, the train had left the station. All of the equipment was gone, and it was their fault for leaving me alone. They should have known that I did not know where to go, and I had never been in this area before. Those morons purposefully left me alone because they knew that I did not know which train I was supposed to take. I’m glad that I left their equipment on the train I really am. It serves those idiots what they deserve for being so phony.

McBurney School district would have beaten Pencly prep even if the stupid team had gotten to their school in time. Our team is so horrible that they didn’t even know that they got separated from all of their equipment. Without equipment how did they think that they would play, with their hands? Those morons have no common sense! They would get stabbed with the fencing swords, they deserve at least that. If they wanted to play McBurney so badly they should have gone even without their stupid equipment. They could have used the other schools spare equipment; all of the rich schools have tons of spare equipment. Our team wouldn’t even know the difference between their phony equipment and McBurneys stupid equipment.

If you look at the bright side of things I prevented a humiliating defeat between the two schools, in hindsight I helped our school district. I prevented both of the teams from yelling insults at each other, along with preventing sports injuries. Since I left the stupid equipment on the subway the fencing team got back in time to cheer for the all important football game. Everyone knows how all important the football game is and how no matter what no one can possible miss it. Even though I did not cheer for our team at the football game, if you can even say that I went. I was able to get the entire school united for one big important football game.

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